Lance Worth:

An average guy in his early twenties. At the start of this comic, he has been dating Morgan Saint for almost three years.

Fears: Being forced to live underground, department store mannequins
Optimal Length of Sleep per Night: Seven hours, fifteen minutes
Chews: On the right side of his mouth
Secret Fact: Lance was adopted as newborn

Morgan Saint:

Met Lance at a convention. She was a booth babe, he was working at the booth next to hers, they got to talking and realized they lived in the same town.

Allergies: Bee stings, but also honey.  This makes her sad sometimes.
Favorite Food: Chicken Pad Thai
Secret Guilt: Once accidentally killed a bat with a broom while just trying to stun it.
Charisma: 16 (+3)

Chloe Newton:

Irrepressibly happy, friendly, vivaceous, etc. local lass. Enjoys anime, aspires to be a writer.

Likes: Everyone. Except a few jerks.
Dream Job: Secret agent with deep cover job as a famous chef in Paris.
Number of jobs held: We’ll just call her resume “Well-rounded.”
Bonus Trivia: Has won awards for her secret recipe for Hot Wings.

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More cast mini-bios and useless factoids as the comic develops!!  OMG, WHO WILL BE NEXT?