Evidently Morgan did have to smack a bitch…

But seriously, in my tenure as a single guy who tried too hard, I’ve been relegated to many relationship categories: ‘friends,’ ‘buds,’ the ever-popular ‘brother’… but being called ‘chum’ kinda stung. It was a while before I could even watch the Adam West Batman show again.

If I am reincarnated as a girl I swear I will not use this noun.  Well, unless all the cool kids are using it too. Oh, we’re meeting at the old bridge to hang out later? I’m so there…